{"id":539,"date":"2009-12-02T13:59:41","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T19:59:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.saintstevensthingery.com\/mybackpages\/?p=539"},"modified":"2022-05-25T12:09:33","modified_gmt":"2022-05-25T17:09:33","slug":"leaping-to-conclusions-an-ex-listing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saintstevensthingery.com\/mybackpages\/leaping-to-conclusions-an-ex-listing\/","title":{"rendered":"Leaping To Conclusions: An Ex-Listing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><span style=\"color: purple;\"><strong>Service: Conclusions Lept To<\/strong> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><span style=\"color: purple;\"><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><strong>Introduction:<\/strong><br \/>\n, and thank you for checking out this Thing, which is actually a Service. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"> <strong>Description Of The Thing:<\/strong><br \/>\nUs Guys will leap to any conclusion for you for only five bucks. We know you are busy and must delegate. Let us do this one small thing for you. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><strong>Condition Of The Thing:<\/strong><br \/>\nConclusion will be previously Unlept-To<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<table style=\"text-align: center;\" border=\"2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>Shipping &amp; Fiddling Info:<\/strong><span style=\"color: red;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: red;\">Assuming that you are willing to accept a Conclusion in an email format, there will be no postage or handling charge for this service.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<table style=\"text-align: center;\" border=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/members.ebay.com\/aboutme\/gnomedplume\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> Crummy Link To My &#8220;Me&#8221; Page <\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><strong>\u00a92003 saintsteven<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial;\">Did it matter? does it now?<br \/>\nStephen would answer if he only knew how <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think eBay ended this for lack of professionalism.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saintstevensthingery.com\/mybackpages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saintstevensthingery.com\/mybackpages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saintstevensthingery.com\/mybackpages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saintstevensthingery.com\/mybackpages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saintstevensthingery.com\/mybackpages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/saintstevensthingery.com\/mybackpages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94270,"href":"https:\/\/saintstevensthingery.com\/mybackpages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions\/94270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saintstevensthingery.com\/mybackpages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saintstevensthingery.com\/mybackpages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saintstevensthingery.com\/mybackpages\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}