2021 04 14 Bgawk!

by Humboldt Ho’s Publication date 2021-05-14 Audience Noise, Drunken Patrons, Worst audience sabotage you ever heard, “some” digital editing used.

Notes:

Venue and performers have been anonymized to protect the innocent. That said, we recently saw (heard) an entire show of three sets trashed by lunatics. Since we drive 130 miles round trip to get this stuff, we can’t come home empty handed, so we reversed our regular recording procedure and threw out the music and kept the garbage, featured here.







Nasty, Brutish, Short

“And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.”

Thomas Hobbes’ Leviathan, or the matter, forme, and power of a commonwealth, ecclesiasticall and civill, 1651.

We’re all a collection of experiences over a time line and while the individual micro-experiences are probably rarely unique, their arrangement over a length of time IS probably unique.

None of us are one dimensional.

None of our problems, collective or individual, are one dimensional.

But we want to simplify for the sake of our instant gratification: we like icons such as Important People, Important Dates, and the like to the point that we all seem to think a President is leading a country, ignoring the fact that a President is a figurehead of a vast organization. We pay lip service to the notion that the vast organization represents “everybody” in a larger sense.

Nothing is just “conservative” or “liberal” (and I would like to add “radical”). Those labels are created for the purpose of simplifying because we need to instantly understand, make a decision, and get on with our next problem.

Nothing is decided by one guy, not even things you decide about yourself. We don’t know anything when we get here and much of what we learn is what other people tell us.

How do we know what to believe once we discover that not everything we’ve been told is true, and worse, MUCH of what we’ve been told is not true? That answer lies somewhere among those micro-experiences along that time line. If people can’t or don’t share experience they become those blind men examining an elephant. Yes, we’re all unique (and not one dimensional) because those dots are arranged differently along lines which vary in length, but we have dozens of matching dots with even strangers we’ve just met and many more with people we actually know.

If we are so busy labeling each other so that we can go onto our next instant gratification, we can’t define our mutual problems, much less begin to solve them.

IF we are inclined to solve them. The guy who tosses out the names and negative personal stuff doesn’t want to solve anything. He is telling you that he doesn’t even know how to communicate.

And life becomes nasty, brutish, and short.







Jackson Minnesota County Parks: Anderson, Brown, Robertson

Jackson County Minnesota offers three county parks within a mile or two from each other…….Anderson, Brown, and Robertson

Anderson Park features an observation tower overlooking Pearl Lake:

Shelter house
observation tower
observation tower looking down
We’re guessing somebody lives here

Brown Park, about a mile to the east is on Loon Lake:

Brown Park Map

Brown Park features, among other things, a sculpture created from bicycles, and on the day we were there, pelicans:

Robertson Park, about a quarter mile away, also on Loon Lake: features the Loon Lake Cemetery if you’re willing to make a short hike through the prairie:

marker







Clay County Un-Fair 9/16/20

So, The Fair being what it is, it’s in your blood if you’re from Spencer, Iowa. Everybody goes to the thing, or if they don’t, it affects them in some way.

In 1995, it affected me in an adverse way and I’ve rarely returned, with the exception of a meet-up or two with my grand-kids and one trip with my buddy Phil, who had been out of the area for a long time.

Then, this YEAR being what it is, they cancelled the Fair, except they replaced part of it with an “un-fair”, meaning some food stands from Bryan’s Concessions (Argos, IN) and two nights of auto racing.

They might have mentioned that you could buy food at the concession stand at the races, but if they did, I missed that.

We went to the un-fair; it only seemed logical that if nobody else was going to be there, we should be, and while we were at it, get Tom Thumb donuts and as far as I was concerned, a funnel cake instead of our usual hiking in nice safe county parks.

I tried telling Joy at the donut place that we were Internet Live Bloggers With Influence and I felt that was worth a dozen donuts, but she of course was merely working there and couldn’t be giving away donuts even if I weren’t lying.

Reassured that at lease one familiar landmark was there, we ventured into the rest of the food stand area, which was concentrated in the center area south of the grandstand, one of the busiest intersections on the grounds. This was the middle of the afternoon, by the way, and it was a beautiful one.

Sirloin Joint
Sirloin Joint

It wasn’t really hard to negotiate the crowd…….

Empty Street
Empty Street
Empty
Another Empty Street
Funnel Cake Joint
Funnel Cake Joint And Mexican Food Joint

I opted for a funnel cake, a poor choice for a guy with a beard and black pants.

Funnel Cake Joint
Funnel Cake Joint And Mexican Food Joint
Godfather's Pizza Truck
Godfather’s Pizza Truck Sort Of
Grandstand
Grandstand
Ticket Window
Ticket Window

I decided to livestream on Facebook:

We left to regroup and agreed that it was such a novel experience that we should return in a couple of hours and attend the races in the grandstand and I could get the corn dog that I almost got when I got the funnel cake.

When we came back, there were more people, and the funnel cake line was too long and we got the nine dollar burrito instead which proved to by my master from hell about three o’clock the next morning, hence my reference to wishing I’d known the grandstand concession stand was even there and had pork burgers. And, I think, caramel corn.

More people
More people

But I got to shoot some video with my phone to see how long my battery would last if I did that, and I streamed as much of the races as I could. That proved too much for the data I have available (for some reason), so I switched over to wi-fi from the mobile hot spot I’d brought along for just that purpose. I failed to figure on using more than the 1GB it had available, so I missed the feature race of course; again, this year being what it is.

Here are the videos from the heats. I know nobody will ever watch these, but just pretend they’re some band that’s incredibly good and also friendly to Internet bloggers:

Facebook got all huffy about my first attempt to stream, pointing out that I was ripping off Lee Greenwood’s (who?) “Star Spangled Banner”, which I imagine the racing association itself was also doing.

Facebook live stream

After getting over the shock of getting caught in a criminal act like that in front of the entire planet, I got down to work until my phone summarily informed me that I had used just about enough dats and I did two “lives”:

So, I switched just plain video on my phone until it said something about having seven minutes’ worth of power left and shut off, meaning I shot all this stuff and then didn’t get the feature.

It’s a long story best not told here, but this whole thing completed a circle for me. Whatever it is I was referring to as a bad experience in 1995 took place at exactly the same grandstand location from which I was shooting. And oddly, the guy who won the feature (not shown here because who knew?), was the SON of the guy who won the last feature I attended here, probably 50 years ago.

So it was a pretty good day.







The Present Day Rainy Day Music Factory

Facebook has a problem with this video because they’re afraid that Warner Brothers will bitch about 43 seconds of it, and I could care less, and that’s why we have this expensive web site. This is a little out of date already, but is provided here to show you “how we do things”.







Grateful Dead Swag We Have Sold At eBay

“And I knew without askin’ she was into the blues” -Robert Hunter

This is me being cryptic and subliminal and quite understated yet still bombastic in about five directions at the same time.

All of these items were licensed, except the handmade Jerry & Pig On Plaster With Hemp Macrame Hanger, by me.

The 1975 black and white Garris Fiddler is still for sale, quantities exist

Buy Those Here

Cowboys To Farmers/Not Farmers In A Week

Rainy Day Music Raindrop

In a way, if you’re a Deadhead of my age and appearance, wandering into any place that doesn’t smell like incense is like what it must be like to wander into somebody else’s club house without a business card.

In one week I managed to make it to Clear Lake, Iowa, to the Surf Ballroom to hear Gov’t Mule from the rail and then directly to far-western Nebraska to attend a wedding which technically DID have music, but I don’t know the names of the songs (there’s a recording I could post if you’d like to identify ’em) but mostly the wedding had a Nebraska football game on in the adjacent bar, and the Huskers were getting slaughtered. Not a place for an Iowa Hawkeye hippie to hang around in, unless he very carefully manages his p’s and q’s.

Due to a little mixup, there was no Mule recording but that doesn’t really matter because they themselves sell really excellent soundboards so who needs the home made version? As mentioned, there IS a recording of the wedding which drew me to far-western Nebraska, and that was an interesting outdoor experience. A couple of different sound levels with which to deal, but more than that, there was this train……….. the ceremony took about twenty-one minutes, three of which were train-going-by. I get weddings and funerals confused so I try to play close attention and I’ve listened to this one several times. I try to contemplate whether I’d treasure an audio copy of my own, given the fact that my marriage made me very very angry and confused twenty years in, and I start to journey through my past and the train goes by. It’s a long one, filled with tons and tons of coal and a few tankers of stuff. There are a lot of coal trains in this area, running both directions. Somebody is really burning that stuff.

Not long after the wedding and after returning to Iowa and dealing with some medical complications of someone near me protected by HIPA and attending a thing an hour and a quarter away, I whiled away a couple of days doing actual money-producing work, when all of a sudden I notice……

Ryne Doughty has posted that he’s playing nearby at a venue I’ve never attended despite some various friends playing there, and it’s twenty miles away. I like Ryne Doughty. Well, I like my friends too, but I already have one good Ryne Doughty recording and I figure this relatively little nearby place might be perfect for adding to the collection, so to speak. I go there. I’m the first guy through the door except for Ryne.

We talk about stuff. Sheila, the owner, warns me that there will be some chatter. This is a gathering of some kind of tribe that likes to talk and stuff during performances. So I fret about that. It’s a sort of a square box with a pretty high ceiling and I don’t know how many people are going to want to sit at the tables which are casually arranged around the room. I decide maybe the middle of the room with the mic up in the air a long ways, which invites two different chairs to bump into my light stand legs, one of which is my own, and I check the levels and put the thing up in the air and didn’t turn it on. I did get the second set from a table right in front of the amps, but not without its drawbacks left to your imagination.

I’m absolutely positive that it’s a rookie mistake to forget to start the recording. It’s “YOU HAD ONE THING TO DO” wearing a different dress. Might not have mattered though. Ryne did open with a request of mine and it would have been nice to have that but I have the Pomeroy version anyway. The chatter did bother me. You can’t just barge into somebody else’s room and tell everybody present that it would be nice if they would STFU though. Perhaps they can be trained (grin).

Which sort of brings me to the point (I hear you sighing). So I’m talking to Ryne afterwards about the phenomenon of little listening rooms hosting performers like himself, and the part where I don’t remember that from when I was last loose in the world (I have a story sort of like Rip Van Winkle). I went to sort of big stadium-sized concerts with some regularity up to a certain point, when I Van Winkled, and I went to some big bars that had some really high profile bands but still under a couple of thousand people, but this listening room business is new to me.

Maybe it’s been around a while, but I wasn’t.

Anyway, I’m from a different club house. I’ve been hanging out quite regularly in another room and have started piling up recordings I’ve made there. That stands at around fourteen at this time. I’ve failed to hit the record button before; I’ll have to work on that. Someplace I have an audio clip of that proprietor warning us to “shut the hell up” in a nice way of course, and that makes for a perfect recording experience. Maybe that isn’t the norm. Everybody playing there says the place is different.

BUT if an enterprising fan brought his little entry level Zoom to every show he attended “wherever”, and turned it on all the time, there could be times that performers get control with some really compelling stuff (Ryne did), and then the room quiets down unless they’re a coal train. So is that happening DOZENS of times per week, just in Iowa?

Somebody should be archiving that, shouldn’t they?

About The Online Store at Saintstevensthingery.com

Rainy Day Music was founded at Spencer, Iowa in November of 1987 and offered prerecorded music and other music-related merchandise. Rainy Day moved to the Internet in March of 2001 and promptly disappeared for a while until we resurfaced on our own site in 2005.

We feature hear-before-you-buy records, and our listing process is relatively slow (it takes about forty-five minutes per record just to record the samples and another forty-five to edit and upload them) but we’re making it a priority to keep that progress steady.

There’s no aspiration here of being the biggest guy on the block-this site is really intended to have a collector-to-collector flavor. At the present, the goal is to offer 500 record albums, topping it off at that number and gradually bringing up the grading within the 500 (more vg+, less vg).

The shopping cart is secure, and we accept credit card payments as well as PayPal payments, but we store no credit card information here (that data is handled at Square and/or PayPal). If you’re local (Spencer, IA), there’s even an option for local transactions (without shipping charges).

Though this blog contains information about our sales on other platforms, including antiques and other non-music-related items, our online STORE is another story. Over the years we’ve managed to narrow that down to an approximation of just what we did in the brick-and-mortar.

The exception to that is whatever record albums we’ve added since there was a brick and mortar, and that category will probably continue to evolve. The other stuff – promo posters, flats, postcards, and all that are from our original stock and in general were used in Rainy Day Music.

To look around in the store, it can be found at this link: It’s possible to shop as a guest, but if you register, there are certain advantages to that like everywhere else. We don’t share customer information with anyone (except certain insurance claims to third parties, which are rare).

We have two Facebook pages. The music related one is at this link. That page is going to evolve to include some content that ISN’T featured in the store, namely content about local live music, but it also includes anything new that we list to the store, and occasionally maybe stuff that we’ve posted to the wrong page (grin).

Thank you Thai Bikers

I was lying in bed this morning thinking “boy that was a long night” at about the time the Jehovah’s Witnesses usually stop by and destroy my serenity when there it was, the substitute doorbell went bing bong. Nobody ever uses the substitute doorbell. It’s been there for three years, but there was a stretch longer than three years where the original one didn’t work, and people became accustomed to that and never use it. But the Jehovah’s Witnesses Do. So I knew it was them; I’ve been paying attention.

There is no way in hell that I am getting out of this bed and going down there to talk to those guys, I thought, with some unsharable embellishments. I do not want to know what the Bible says. I do not want to tell them when I am moving. I do not want to answer any more questions. I have thought of a way to ask myself my own questions, and I have plenty of them.

While they were snoozing the night before I was working on Some Ideas. That’s my business model, has been for a long time. First part of the year, have lots of ideas. There’s not a lot going on often about now and it’s a good time to try new stuff. Later in the year, I funnel the ideas that worked and hone them, and then after that I work them to death during the busy last quarter of the year.

I didn’t have a lot of ideas last year – it was sort of reactionary. So I’m eager to have them now. Don’t bing-bong the door with external ideas, please.

After nearly twenty years of this stuff, most ideas have become pretty subtle. Hey, let’s switch the purple and the gray around and see what that looks like. Put the stuff on the top on the bottom (that’s what I did last year).

Anyway, after a nice productive day of launching two ideas which will cover most of year’s site expenses and that WORKED, I’ve been feeling pretty smug and organized. And creative and stuff. I decided not to go anywhere for a couple of days and have a LOT of ideas (brainstorm), although that will prove to be impossible because I will run out of food.

I was cooking what I DO have when I decided to throw out some bugs in a box. Those Asian Beetles that popped up mostly only in 2005, disguised as lady bugs but bit like hell, all died in my boxes of archives in the little house where they were. I had just found more in a box full of somebody else’s books and opened the door to shake them outside. A pamphlet fluttered to the floor. It was about What The Bible Says.

Today, I don’t care what the Bible says; I care about what Thai bikers say. Nobody will win an argument with me about that because it’s working.